Dining partner today was Hubby, we had been on a morning power walk in our leg warmers and ankle weights and were looking for a lovely breakfast somewhere along the point to top of the fun.
We tried to go to Shelly Beach Surf Club, but there was 90 billion people there and although I figured that meant it was a great place to eat, my patience levels dictate that after about 15 minutes if the food doesn't show up I start thinking about bad reviews. So for the sake of all, we kept walking.
We could of kept on walking and gone to the Bakery at Killarney Vale (review coming soon!) but really, I had done my hour of walking, there is no need to show off.
We stepped foot in the shopping centre, I have banned Coffee Club (OMG, I don't think I did the review!! ok thats coming too!) so we were left with the choice of Cafe Chino, KFC, SUBWAY, Wok & Roll or some kebab joint. We chose Cafe Chino due to the fact it served normal looking food.
So you have to go and order at the counter here, which is ok, I prefer table service but it's ok... Hubby got a big breakfast and I got a BLT. Now I consider myself a connoiseur of the BLT and BLAT. So I feel I have the right to pick apart anything that is wrong. I need everyone to pass this on to every cafe that you go to. You must NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER, use that transluscent type mayonaise that they always give you in the fish and chip shop. It should be illegal, that crap is terrible. Always use Whole Egg Mayonaise. people will be your friend. They had used Garlic Aioli on my BLT, I opened it up because I thought I had gotten that cheap jizz looking stuff you normally get.....but the flecks of black in it (pepper I frickin hope) made me think ok, this is Aioli, but it is rubbish Aioli. Nice Aioli does not cost much. Stop being a tight arse and get some. Whats wrong with you people?
My husband winged about almost eveything on the plate. So I had to eat bits of it to confirm that crapness. He said the sausages tasted like those $2 a kilo ones you get from coles that are pink with massive globs of fat. He was right, the sausages were disgusting. The bacon was really thin and fatty and oily and im not sure what it was, maybe shoulder ham or another cheap kind, cause it was gross. i reckon my dogs would of turned their nose up at it, and my dogs eat poo. he winged about the eggs to, I can't remember why, I didnt want to eat any of the eggs cause I was all grossed out from the sausages and bacon.
I want to like this cafe, it looks like some of the food might be nice, maybe I will give them another chance, maybe i will just waste my money somewhere else, who knows what the future will bring.
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